Once Upon A Time . . .

[Slipstream]

There was a . . .


Here's the deal. No off-topic (thread count boostin') and nuthin' offensive. Just tell a story by each person adding three words at a time.


I'm startin' off with "There was a . . . "

[YowhatsupT]

boy with a

[killerkiwi]

shotgun running through...

[gorham]

1977 gibson custom

[Etingi]

a residential area

[YowhatsupT]

and he saw

[gorham]

crusty the clown

[YowhatsupT]

holding a large

[gorham]

double bass in

[YowhatsupT]

the hallway at

[NinjaBoat]

his gloved hand.

[killerkiwi]

he moon walked

[gorham]

into a capybara

[tweetersaway]

with a big

[Slipstream]

woman by his

[YowhatsupT]

lambrigini and homer

[Etingi]

. It just so

[Voltimus]

ridiculous around here

[Cashew_halves]

Whats going on?

[VooDoo_Chile]

start over again

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

A secret agent was...

[VooDoo_Chile]

on a mission

[Jake]

to stop the

[VooDoo_Chile]

giant evil donut

[less_is_more]

from glazing earth

[Stray Dog]

But some moles

[ off topic - we should do one when its 1 sentance each, not 3 words. much more fun!]

[killerkiwi]

chewed agents leg

[eNDOR]

off and he

[strat_man]

had a crap

[Stray Dog]

despite his teeth

[gorham]

being annialated by

[Stray Dog]

a sexually aroused

[VooDoo_Chile]

stray dog and

[gorham]

cat who were

[VooDoo_Chile]

wearing a thong

[ACDCurrent]

touching each other

[fendersownyou]

and eating a

[Voltimus]

hostess fruit pie

[gorham]

with a topping

[Voltimus]

of bacon grease

[VooDoo_Chile]

the agent then...

[elvisdudette]

had a fling

[killerkiwi]

of poop at

[elvisdudette]

the office, waiting

[mk-ultra]

and waiting for

[t_shirtsnjeans]

Madonna to appear

[CptnAhab]

and tongue wrestle

[mk-ultra]

with me but

[fretflyer]

she wasnt coming

[mk-ultra]

so i cried but

[fretflyer]

tears werent flowing

[Lazy Bee]

and she said

[fretflyer]

who are you

[Lazy Bee]

friends call me

[fretflyer]

man with chips

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

my friends call me this because

[fretflyer]

i am always eating chips

[PhantomLord]

what flavour do you eat

[Lazy Bee]

Hey I'm Madonna

[PhantomLord]

hey, what do

[fretflyer]

what flavour do you eat
said madonna, i

[Lazy Bee]

prefer that you

[fretflyer]

dont ask me

[Slipstream]

call me by

[Lazy Bee]

my pet name

[fretflyer]

which is barky

[PhantomLord]

how did you

[fretflyer]

dream up that?

[Lazy Bee]

well i like

[fretflyer]

when people find

[Lazy Bee]

me on my

[mk-ultra]

way up to

[Lazy Bee]

the rooftop so

[PhantomLord]

they stop to

[Lazy Bee]

bark at the

[elvisdudette]

nice looking fellas

[Lazy Bee]

who incidently were

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

dancing the funky chicken

[PhantomLord]

wearing skirts that

[Lazy Bee]

were see through

[PhantomLord]

and were coloured

[Lazy Bee]

like the hats

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

which were all bowlers with many feathers in them

[PhantomLord]

that danced when

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

it began to flood in texas

[PhantomLord]

which was quite
(3 word limit!)

[Lazy Bee]

a scary site

[PhantomLord]

when the llama's

[Lazy Bee]

began to rumble

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

the earth
(forgot about 3 word limit...sorry :o )

[elvisdudette]

.The rumble was

[PhantomLord]

very loud and

[Lazy Bee]

caused a tall

[PhantomLord]

man to grow

[Lazy Bee]

a tail that

[YowhatsupT]

emmitted a pitch

[Lazy Bee]

that dogs everywhere

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

hated, so they

[Lazy Bee]

began howling like

[Emixolydian]

rabid beasts!

[YowhatsupT]

and they became

[FrEtboaRDonFIRE]

fuzzy little rabbits

[Maniak Mike]

that enjoyed eating

[YowhatsupT]

descended from an ancient and proud house of jack rabbits that had...

[Lazy Bee]

everything in site
Edit...Three word limit but I love the thought

[YowhatsupT]

everything in site
Edit...Three word limit but I love the thought


including the awesome

Edit...I know but i had to say it. :)

[PhantomLord]

pizza that was

[Lazy Bee]

smothered with rancid

[Slipstream]

boiled onions and

[Emixolydian]

smelly farm animals

[Lazy Bee]

The rabbits began

EDIT... growing leather pants and craping Les Paul replicas :p ...sorry couldn't resist. I'll quit now

[PhantomLord]

to go to

[Lazy Bee]

an Ozzy concert

[PhantomLord]

where they met

[Lazy Bee]

t shirtnjeans

[PhantomLord]

who then said

[killerkiwi]

"i am sexy"

[Lazy Bee]

you rabbits wanna

Edit :wub:

[killerkiwi]

hit the hay

[Lazy Bee]

or just chill?

[PhantomLord]

they tried but

[shake a leg]

then suddenly

[Lazy Bee]

ozzy was hungry

[shake a leg]

so he needed

[Lazy Bee]

the fans to

[shake a leg]

shout at

[Lazy Bee]

the devil who
:_devil:

[PhantomLord]

then told ozzy

[Lazy Bee]

Rabbit head soup

[PhantomLord]

is nice to

[gorham]

cook on an

[PhantomLord]

wood fire that

[shake a leg]

has an never ending flame. Ozzy

[PhantomLord]

then went to

[shake a leg]

find his turtle

[PhantomLord]

which was crawling

[shake a leg]

under a rock that

[PhantomLord]

(had a 3 word limit like this story thread thingy...)

wouldn't let it

[shake a leg]

so the turtle

[PhantomLord]

went to the

[shake a leg]

nearest shop to

[PhantomLord]

buy a pink

[shake a leg]

lady turtle so

[PhantomLord]

they could get

[shake a leg]

off

[PhantomLord]

together and have

[shake a leg]

lots of little

[PhantomLord]

baby turtles that
(i'm off to bed :))

[shake a leg]

would make a

(night)

[Maniak Mike]

family owned business

[Voltimus]

That's still going

[Maniak Mike]

and sells

[Voltimus]

monkey hair belts

[Maniak Mike]

for $100 each

[shake a leg]

to anyone that

[Maniak Mike]

could jump on

[shake a leg]

a shelf without

[Maniak Mike]

damaging their pancreas

[Voltimus]

or large intestine

[Maniak Mike]

but if you

[Voltimus]

try to hold

[Slipstream]

your pants up

[YowhatsupT]

you'd better have

[Voltimus]

A firm grip

[YowhatsupT]

or else the

[shake a leg]

one that you

[gorham]

want will eventually

[shake a leg]

try and help

[Stray Dog]

a slippery eel

[Voltimus]

play the accordion

[Stray Dog]

without his hands

[YowhatsupT]

because his hands

[Stray Dog]

did not exsist.

(hes an eel!)

[Jimmy_Page]

they were amputated

[Jimmy_Page]

by a monkey

[shake a leg]

that had once

[YowhatsupT]

been a koalabear

[YowhatsupT]

with a bamboo

[gorham]

shoot up his

[zappatude]

cute little aussie

[PhantomLord]

nose and was

[Voltimus]

fond of massaging

[fretflyer]

a bears foot

[PhantomLord]

in the winter

[FlyingV]

to the tune

[Gibson075]

the end

[PhantomLord]

that was written

[Stray Dog]

by my great

[gorham]

great great unkle

[Stray Dog]

called Jimmy Page. :)

[PhantomLord]

who was digging

[Silenus]

oh yeah...he was really digging it

[PhantomLord]

well that wrecked our story...

[Silenus]

...he spoke wisely...

[Stray Dog]

"what's going on?"

[killerkiwi]

ok well start over! The sun rose

[Slipstream]

one spring day

[gtrhrcane]

when our local

[Emixolydian]

fisherman left the

[gtrhrcane]

docks to pick

[Plstrcast]

up some fresh

[gtrhrcane]

strings for his

[Plstrcast]

prized Hondo II

[Voltimus]

that was stolen

[gtrhrcane]

by a dirty

[Stray Dog]

mole-rat named

[Plstrcast]

West Coast Willy.

[Stray Dog]

Several greasy slugs

[YowhatsupT]

had bitten it

[Stray Dog]

and thus managed

[fretflyer]

to ruin the finish

[Stray Dog]

(cheat! that was 4 words!)

by urinating with

[shake a leg]

no respect for

[fretflyer]

any manmade object

(the shouldnt count)

[Stray Dog]

except perhaps a spoon

(ok, the and a dont count. Now its easier!)

[shake a leg]

this a meant ok that

[Stray Dog]

Huh?

[Plstrcast]

suddonly, without warning

[fretflyer]

the spoon was

[Stray Dog]

digested by a

[gorham]

man eating worm thing

[Stray Dog]

with four mouths.

[Plstrcast]

who couldnt count

[Stray Dog]

past seventy four.

[CptnAhab]

but it could

[Stray Dog]

tap-dance despite having

[Slipstream]

no feet, however

[Stray Dog]

his brother could

[shiggity]

strum the trombone

[Stray Dog]

with his feet :)

[gorham]

he had toothe ache

[YowhatsupT]

he stayed in

[Slipstream]

the dark in

[fretflyer]

a gas ignited

[Maniak Mike]

super furnace 5000 :P

[fretflyer]

where he aquired

[Maniak Mike]

a goblet of

[fretflyer]

wine and vinegar

[Maniak Mike]

he decided to

[YowhatsupT]

chug it in

[Maniak Mike]

mere seconds

[fretflyer]

making him vomit

[Maniak Mike]

right on....*thinks*....tshirt :P

[YowhatsupT]

which leaves him

[Maniak Mike]

dazed and confused

[YowhatsupT]

strangely as dazed and confused

[killerkiwi]

he stuck a...

[Maniak Mike]

sledge hammer into

[PhantomLord]

his ear where

[Maniak Mike]

a colony of