homestudioguy
October 19th, 2005, 04:30 PM
State Police Officer cruisin down the interstate sees a greyhound style bus rolled over about 50 feet from the highway.
He pulls over to investigate.
The bus looks like it had rolled over 10-15 times before coming to a halt.
Painted on the side of the bus is a trumpet, a saxophone, a trombone and a monkey with the the name "Monkeyshines".
Officer thinks, "Must be Big Band Dance Band?!"
He pulls open the door and crawls through the entire bus looking for survivors.
He finds none and squeezes out of the bus doors back outside.
As soon as he gets through the doors he hears a strange moan and walks immediately over to where the sound is coming from.
He looks down and sees this monkey shaking his head and staggering around.
Officer thinks, "Must be the mascot! Maybe he can tell me something?!"
Officer looks down at the monkey and says "Monkey! What were the brass players doing on this bus?"
The monkey appears to think for a moment and then motions like he was opening multiple cans of beer and drinking them.
Officer looks down at the monkey again and says "Monkey! What were the wind players players doing on this bus?"
The monkey appears to think for a moment and then motions like he was playing cards.
Officer looks down at the monkey one more time and says "Monkey! What were the drummer, guitar player, keyboard player and drummer doing on this bus?"
The monkey smiles and then motions like he was smoking a big marijuana joint.
Now the officer was becoming frustrated and yelled at the monkey" MONKEY!
What were the singer and band Leader doing on this bus!!?"
The monkey appears again to think for a moment and then motions like the band leader and singer were kissing each other and making out.
The officer was now totally frustrated :mad: and finally he said, "Well then Monkey, what in the hell were you doing on this bus!!!!????"
Of course, the monkey smiled and brought his arms up into the air and pretended as though he was driving the bus! :D
Bob Gallagher
http://mysite.verizon.net/homestudioguy/
He pulls over to investigate.
The bus looks like it had rolled over 10-15 times before coming to a halt.
Painted on the side of the bus is a trumpet, a saxophone, a trombone and a monkey with the the name "Monkeyshines".
Officer thinks, "Must be Big Band Dance Band?!"
He pulls open the door and crawls through the entire bus looking for survivors.
He finds none and squeezes out of the bus doors back outside.
As soon as he gets through the doors he hears a strange moan and walks immediately over to where the sound is coming from.
He looks down and sees this monkey shaking his head and staggering around.
Officer thinks, "Must be the mascot! Maybe he can tell me something?!"
Officer looks down at the monkey and says "Monkey! What were the brass players doing on this bus?"
The monkey appears to think for a moment and then motions like he was opening multiple cans of beer and drinking them.
Officer looks down at the monkey again and says "Monkey! What were the wind players players doing on this bus?"
The monkey appears to think for a moment and then motions like he was playing cards.
Officer looks down at the monkey one more time and says "Monkey! What were the drummer, guitar player, keyboard player and drummer doing on this bus?"
The monkey smiles and then motions like he was smoking a big marijuana joint.
Now the officer was becoming frustrated and yelled at the monkey" MONKEY!
What were the singer and band Leader doing on this bus!!?"
The monkey appears again to think for a moment and then motions like the band leader and singer were kissing each other and making out.
The officer was now totally frustrated :mad: and finally he said, "Well then Monkey, what in the hell were you doing on this bus!!!!????"
Of course, the monkey smiled and brought his arms up into the air and pretended as though he was driving the bus! :D
Bob Gallagher
http://mysite.verizon.net/homestudioguy/