Smitty
August 31st, 2000, 07:26 PM
1. Check for boogies in the mirror before you go on.
2. No lower body scratching
3. Make only sounds from your instrument.
4. Dont wear sunglasses on a dark stage(you'll look like a moron)
5. Tuck in your drawers(especially if you wear the sexy silkies with the BRIGHT red hearts.)
6. If you play to a hard rock crowd, make sure you light a cigarette and put it in your strings, mess up your hair, put on the worst clothes you have and try to look stoned with a stupid grin on your face.
7.Turn up your guitar so loud noone can hear the rest of the band, then play stupid when the rest of the band calls you on the spot.
8.Always smile(you can practice this any time)
9.Learn how to jiggle your hips like jello and noone will care what you play.
10.Always break a string, and then no matter how bad it sounds you have an excuse.
2. No lower body scratching
3. Make only sounds from your instrument.
4. Dont wear sunglasses on a dark stage(you'll look like a moron)
5. Tuck in your drawers(especially if you wear the sexy silkies with the BRIGHT red hearts.)
6. If you play to a hard rock crowd, make sure you light a cigarette and put it in your strings, mess up your hair, put on the worst clothes you have and try to look stoned with a stupid grin on your face.
7.Turn up your guitar so loud noone can hear the rest of the band, then play stupid when the rest of the band calls you on the spot.
8.Always smile(you can practice this any time)
9.Learn how to jiggle your hips like jello and noone will care what you play.
10.Always break a string, and then no matter how bad it sounds you have an excuse.